Chillin like a villain

pagingme:

my dog likes think she’s really small and can share a chair 

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my brother left because there was no room on the chair

shipitbabyonemoretime:

asian:

asian:

I just moved to Canada recently and Canadians have their milk in a bag.

It’s actually so much better than cartons because it makes less waste and doesn’t take up a lot of space in your fridge!image

I FUCKING HATE MILK IN A BAG

WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT OF THIS IDEA

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im sorry but does your mug say world’s okayest boyfriend

When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.

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petcanadian:

in canada we don’t become famous we become famoose

heart:

TAKE THIS ADVICE. NEVER FORGET TO BRING YOUR CHAPSTICK LIP BALM VASELINE WHATEVER YOU USE IF YOU EASILY GET DRIED LIPS. HAVE 10 EXTRAS IN DIFFERENT BACKPACKS OR PURSES. IT IS HELL GOING THROUGH A WHOLE DAY WITHOUT IT. I TELL YOU PLEASE

metaknighty:

surprise your friends at rock paper scissors by throwing a punch instead

It’s everything Lydia can translate and trust me she’s very confused.