Chillin like a villain

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

dampsandwich:

the return of rave dad

supernormalsatisfaction:

lucithor:

WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”

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WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD

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I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.

wanglnciaga:

so when ur famous do u just magically have great skin or