my dog likes think she’s really small and can share a chair
my brother left because there was no room on the chair
I just moved to Canada recently and Canadians have their milk in a bag.
It’s actually so much better than cartons because it makes less waste and doesn’t take up a lot of space in your fridge!
I FUCKING HATE MILK IN A BAG
WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT OF THIS IDEA
im sorry but does your mug say world’s okayest boyfriend
in canada we don’t become famous we become famoose
TAKE THIS ADVICE. NEVER FORGET TO BRING YOUR CHAPSTICK LIP BALM VASELINE WHATEVER YOU USE IF YOU EASILY GET DRIED LIPS. HAVE 10 EXTRAS IN DIFFERENT BACKPACKS OR PURSES. IT IS HELL GOING THROUGH A WHOLE DAY WITHOUT IT. I TELL YOU PLEASE
surprise your friends at rock paper scissors by throwing a punch instead